Eminem

The Real Slim Shady

( Talking )
May I have your attention please, may I have your attention
please, will the real slim shady please stand up, I repeat will
the real slim shady please stand up... were gonna have a
problem here...

( Verse 1 )
Yall act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor
like pam and tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorced
throwing her over furniture (aaah)
Its the return of the...
"awww..wait, no wait, youre kidding
he didnt just say what I think he did
did he ?"
and Dr. Dre said...
nothing you idiots, Dr Dres dead
hes locked in my bassment
feminist women love eminem
chicka chicka chicka slim shady
"Im sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, grabbin his you know what
flippin to you know who"
"yeah, but hes so cute though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than whats goin on in your parents bedroom
(eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose
but cant, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips
and if Im lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
and thats the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a womans clitoris is
of course theyre gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got the discovery channel, dont they ?
we aint nothing but mammals
well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantelopes
but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it
goes...

( Chorus )
Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up
please stand up
cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up
please stand up

( Verse 2 )
Will Smith dont got to cuss in his raps to sell records
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
you think I give a damn about a grammy
half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
"but slim, what if you win, wouldnt it be weird"
why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
so you can sit me here next to britney spears
shit,Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear em argue over who she gave head to first
little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"yeah, hes cute, but I think hes married to Kim, hee hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the world how you gave eminem VD (aaah)
Im sick of you little girl and boy groups
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and theres a million of us just like me
who cuss like me, who just dont give a fuck like me
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite
me...

( Chorus )
Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up
please stand up
cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up
please stand up

( Verse 3 )
Im like a head trip to listen to
cause Im only givin you things
you joke about with your friends inside you livin room
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of yall and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at
all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% you rappers out can
then you wonder how can
kids eat up these albums like valiums
its funny,cause at the rate Im going when Im thirty
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting
pinchin nurses asses when Im jackin off with jergens
and Im jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isnt working
in every single person theres a slim shady lurkin
he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings
or in the parking lot, circling, screamin I dont give a fuck
with his windows down and his system up
so will the real shady please stand up
and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go ?

( Chorus )
Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up
please stand up
cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up
please stand up

cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up
please stand up
cause Im Slim Shady, yes, Im the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up
please stand up

( Talking )
haha guess its a slim shady in all of us... fuck it lets
all stand up

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